Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
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I can't do this. It's not just the money. There are so many ways that I am gonna disappoint you, Marco. I just cannot live up to your expectations.
Phoebe
Marco: You don't have to buy me presents. You're my windfall.
Phoebe: It wasn't your background I'm trying to make up for. I'm trailer trash, Marco. My parents grew weed and they moved around all the time and they were more than happy to ship me off when I got into the modeling agency.
Marco: How old were you?
Phoebe: I was 14.
Marco: Damn.
Phoebe: I think spending money is a way for me to shut my mind off and make me feel like I am somebody.
Delia: This is not about sleepaway camp.This is about separation anxiety, OK. I know, I know it gets really hard when it gets to the end. But it's time.
Abby: Actually, Delia, camp is important and I know maybe that's hard to understand when you don't have kids... sorry.
Only white people think partying in a prison jumpsuit is a good time.
Marco
It's not a seance. It's a smudging.
Abby
Say what you want about white trash Thanksgiving. This shit is amazing.
Jo
Abby: Can I get you anything? A new girlfriend, perhaps?
Will: [chuckles] I'm fine! Don't worry.
Abby: I have been on a couple of dates with a special friend and he is coming for Thanksgiving.
Charlie: Is he invisible like Chad?
Abby: No, he's real.
Waldorf salad? That right there is some trailer trash.
Phoebe
Abby: Will is officially my new boyfriend.
Jo: Oh, is this how we do it here in Los Angeles? Should I send you gifts and shit? Of course not. Throw a pinata party, something like that?
Abby: I like your face.
Will: I like yours.
You know, my mom always said when live gives you lemons, drink whiskey.
Phoebe
