Favorite Girls Quotes
It's definitely my genetic material.
Adam [about the tooth necklace]
Hello my name is Marnie Michaels. I am prominently featured in many of Hannah's essays.
Marnie
If you don't tell me what you're sick with I can't help you. And furthermore, I can't care.
Ray
You should feel very confident because I am a lot better at this when I'm not in the middle of an Obsessive Compulsive Meltdown.
Hannah
It was like 3 pumps, 2 and a half pumps and then I lost my boner.
Elijah
You don't wanna know me.
Adam [to Hannah]
I don’t wanna do it and it’s really liberating to say no to shit you hate.
Hannah
No wonder truckers do cocaine, this is boring as hell.
Hannah
Marnie: Since when is Jessa even a drug addict?
Hannah: She’s really just a life addict.
Why is everyone struggling in New York? Why don't we all just move here and start the revolution?
Hannah
I’m really really not hungry so I guess just order me a short stack of pancakes and some turkey bacon, but I guess if they don’t have turkey bacon get me regular bacon. And a milkshake.
Hannah
I wouldn't even sleep with a cater waiter and they're my age.
Marnie
