I'm not a fucking JAP daycare, absolutely not.

Ray

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

There are certain people who are meant to remain in your past. I made a mistake trying to repurpose you.

Hannah

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.

Shoshanna

• Permalink: I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hey Marnie, if you had read the essay and it wasn't about you, do you think would've liked it?

Hannah

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Guys like that will try anything once, even love.

Jessa

• Permalink: Guys like that will try anything once, even love.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I'm gonna go now, your dad is gay.

Elijah

• Permalink: I'm gonna go now, your dad is gay.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Enjoy going through life as yourself.

Marnie

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

You look like a Mexican teenager.

Charlie [to Hannah]

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I'll be your crack spirit guide.

Jessa

• Permalink: I'll be your crack spirit guide.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I'm letting you know that it is okay to act on this fantasy because I am gross and so are you.

Hannah

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I didn't lose my job, I gave it away.

Hannah

• Permalink: I didn't lose my job, I gave it away.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hannah: How do I look?
Charlie: You look like you're gonna go put a hex on some popular girls.
Hannah: Oh okay American History X.

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