Girls

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.

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Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Oh the old Flo Job, you know her just sluttin' around.
Hannah

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Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I could really be putting myself in a Ted Bundy situation. He also looked handsome, clean...and probably had a brownstone. Okay.
Hannah

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Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Is this the game? You chase me like I'm in the fucking Beatles for six months, and then when I finally get comfortable with things you wanna shrug?
Adam

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Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

It's like, "Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence."
Hannah

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Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.
Shoshanna

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Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

It's a Wednesday night baby and I'm alive!
Hannah

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Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

What's a butt plug?
Shoshanna

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Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

What is the meaning of this fucking cunt parade?!
Desi

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Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

He looks like someone in the Pacific Northwest knit a man.
Hannah [about Desi]

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Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

I got it! I got the part in "White Men Can't Jump" the fucking musical spectacular, you feckless whores! Hannah, I will see you at home tomorrow roughly around noon when I'm done partying this out. Eat a dick!
Elijah

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Rating: 4.7 / 5.0