This is how much money I make a week? This is a lot more than my rent. This is insane, I'm just gonna like walk into a store in the Meatpacking district and make it rain!

Hannah

By the way your Netflix came. Bridget Jones 2, seriously?

Marnie [to Ray]

I wouldn't be eating pizza in front of you if I liked you.

Marnie [to Ray]

I'm not even attracted to you. I was wearing rehab goggles.

Jessa

He's gonna need you to support him and forgive him, because he's gonna be an asshole.

Patti Lupone

Does she mean "have fun" because broadway is the most seductive of mistresses?

Hannah

I'd say in some ways he's the most mature person I've ever met and in other ways he's not yet been born.

Hannah [about Adam]

Everyone here looks how I'd look with a nose job.

Adam

We watched "Wild Things" once and I was pretty sure we were gonna start jacking off together, but then he dated you and I realized his issues were way more complicated than just him being gay.

Elijah [to Marnie]

They're a lot of fun. They're theatre people- your favorite breed.

Hannah [to Marnie]

She's just like walking around, bossing everyone around, like a mean skinny Miss Hannigan.

Elijah [about Marnie]

I learned a lot of great communications games in rehab.

Jessa

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.