Glee
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At least you were wearing underwear.
Santana
You always have to have your guitar 80% of the time.
Sam
Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?
Kurt
Years of skinny jeans have prepared me for this performance.
Kurt
I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.
Santana
I blame Sarah McLachlan.
Artie
Am I still here? Am I invisible?
Artie
Oh my God, is that Rachel Berry star of Broadway’s smash hit musical Funny Girl?
Blaine
Who doesn’t love a lady holding a three legged dog?
Santana
If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.
Sam
I'm the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!
Brittany
The armrests are the sweetest meat.
Brittany