At least you were wearing underwear.

Santana

You always have to have your guitar 80% of the time.

Sam

Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?

Kurt

Years of skinny jeans have prepared me for this performance.

Kurt

I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.

Santana

I blame Sarah McLachlan.

Artie

Am I still here? Am I invisible?

Artie

Oh my God, is that Rachel Berry star of Broadway’s smash hit musical Funny Girl?

Blaine

Who doesn’t love a lady holding a three legged dog?

Santana

If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.

Sam

I'm the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!

Brittany

The armrests are the sweetest meat.

Brittany

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt