Glee
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[to Adam] I always get a little sad when the sun comes out and the snow starts to melt and all the snowmen look like they have scoliosis.
Kurt
Emma: Will are you crazy?
Will: Crazy for you!
Will: If you were to write yourself a pamphlet, what would it be called?
Emma: 'So You're Freaking Out Because The Man You're Supposed to Marry Parades Back Into Town and You Don't Feel Like You Know Him Anymore.'
[to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.
Will
My art teacher thinks I'm some kind of genius like the ugly guy in Shine except with macaroni.
Sam
Please be songs about sweaters.
Brittany
If we all share musical shame with each other, we could all become a more cohesive team for regionals.
Blaine
My most guilty pleasure of late, my boyfriend arm. I ordered it one night while on Ambien.
Kurt
I don't even think you need all of these beauty products Rachel because they're not really having the desired effect, unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset.
Santana
Your boyfriend wasn't a cater waiter he was a Gigolo; like Magic Mike with happy endings, for money.
Santana
Will: Brittany's at M.I.T. touring the campus because she's got an early acceptance.
Kitty: That can't be true.
Kitty: Hey Crippy Longstocking, wait up!
Artie: That's offensive.
Kitty: Aw, boo hoo.
