Glee
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Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.
Coach Beiste: You're drunk.
Puck: You're beautiful.
Coach Beiste: You puke in my locker room, you're cleaning it up.
What chance do I have of not being an idiot and hurting people without him to remind me who I really am?
Puck
Coach Beiste: He's dead. And all we've got left is his voice in our head. I'm sorry, but it's time. You've gotta be your own quarterback.
Puck: Do you think we could retire his number. Kurt has his letterman jacket. Maybe we could frame it or something. Put it up in here. Other kids should know who he was years from now.
Okay, I know that Finn had his doubts about God, but I am convinced that Squishyteets is up in Heaven right now, plopped down next to his new best friend Fat Elvis, helping themselves to a picnic of baby back ribs smothered in butterscotch pudding and tater tot grease. So, this is for you, Hudson.
Santana
[to Santana] If there's one thing I've learned from Finn dying it's that shame is a wasted emotion. I'm sure Finn had secrets too, but who cares now? Do you really think that one day on your deathbed you're really going to think 'oh good, no one knew I was kind?'
Kurt
Santana: He was a much better person than I am.
Kurt: That is true. But Finn really cared about you. And I don't think he would've done all those things if he didn't think you were decent, too.
The thing that holds high school friendships together is high school.
Tina
God as my witness, I will break her down.
Santana
I was like some heroine from a lost Tennessee Williams play.
Rachel
She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.
Santana
I think I saw a squirrel come out of the back of your hair.
Rachel
