Seriously. I look like a gay Thundercat.

Jake

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I love Katy Perry! I'm such a Katy! Oh, it just feels so good to say that out loud!

Sam

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Oh, please let it be another Journey song! There's got to be another one left!

Sue

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The past is dead to me. Except for maybe just one thing.

Puck

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The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.

Sue

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You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.

Kurt

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Have you noticed how hot I look in my uniform?

Puck

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You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.

Blaine

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Fact - Sex is awesome. It’s like one of the greatest things God ever invented.

Sam

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Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!

Kurt

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I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.

Kurt

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No Oscar is worth that.

Blaine

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