We're a family and you're always welcome here, even if you just need to take a break and think things through.

Will

My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.

Will

I always carry sheet music with me just in case.

Kurt

As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.

Santana

Even a People's Choice would have gotten you to third.

Rachel

Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.

Kurt

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]

Mike: You know, this last week, I've been thinking. Maybe we shouldn't have broken up. Maybe it was premature.
Tina: Maybe, but we did. And it really tested who I am. And I'm liking who I am. But I miss you, too. So we can talk about it.

Blaine: I'll admit. I rejoined the Cheerios with the sole plan of destroying you from the inside.
Sue: Admirable.

I mean, if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery.

Santana

You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.

Blaine

Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt