If [Georgina's] flown the coop, who's cleaning up her baby's poop?

Blair: What about all those rumors about you and Nate?
Serena: Mmm mmm. Not true. They just got people off my back so I could stop being sad, and Nate could go do whatever he wants, so it worked out for both of us.
Blair: You mean you haven't had ANY fun with anyone all summer?
Serena: There's this hot lifeguard that asked me out, but I, you know, I turned him down
Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!

Once upon a time in the land called Upper East, a beautiful girl met a beast.

Dan: Do you really want to spend the entire summer with me in Rome? Chuck's dad is alive. That is going to change his world deeply.
Blair: His, yes. But not mine.

Destiny is a scary thing to face. We all need a little push.

Noah

I'm scared. I'm not as tough as it is, you know?

Lily

To patience.

Colin

Chuck: Jack.
Jack Bass: Hello Chuck.

[via note] I'd rather have nothing than be Chuck Bass.

Chuck

[to Serena] You're famous because you got arrested. Of course this happened to YOU.

Blair

Dan: Blair's getting married and having a baby with Louis. And if she wasn't with Louis she'd be with Chuck, not me.
Rufus: Maybe. Even if Blair doesn't feel the same way, it might be worth it for you to tell her how you feel. At least so you can move on.

Lily: I saw your father today.
Jenny: I had a feeling.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.