I can't think of any reason to hold back.

Dan

What could possibly be so important that you misplaced? Your viagra?

Chuck

I would never be that cruel to you...on purpose.

Blair

If I eat another waffle, I'll puke.

Ivy

Compared to them, I'm a turtle dove.

Blair

Ivy: All that matters is Lily thinks she lost two husbands to me.
Bart: I'm fine being your Elliot Spitzer scandal.

Where are you going? Blair need you to come over and kill a spider?

Bart

We can't be together.

Chuck

Georgina: He's Protestant. I do my best work with Catholics.
Chuck: Thank God I'm an atheist.

I don't know how Claire Danes does this, it hurts my head.

Nate

Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.

Serena

Blair: What the hell are you doing?
Bart: Taking you for a little ride.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.