Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes
I know things about these men that would destroy them.
Elle
[to Nate] The characters in this play are smoldering tempests of emotion! You're as empty as the Federal Reserve.
Julian
I hate pretentious asshats who try to steal other people's girlfriends.
Nate
Should have gone with mercury poisoning.
Nate
Nate: You're not still thinking about that girl are you?
Chuck: Her name is Elle. If you must know, I'm late for my chiropractor. Makes the Kama Sutra feel new again.
Nate: Nice to see you moving on.
I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.
Blair
(to Dan) The Ladies Room? I knew you and Serena were having problems, but I had no clue they were anatomical.
Blair
When the truth fails you, you have no choice but to abandon it. Make something up, idiots! With friends like these, who needs friends.
Blair
Every great leader knows, you don't send your girls into the field unarmed. If we know Blair Waldorf, munitions are on their way.
Miss Queller: New school policy. There will be no cell phone usage during school hours. Every morning before you enter the building you will check your phones.
Blair: Is this a joke?
Penelope: I feel nauseous.
Hazel: Pinch me. I'm in my own worst nightmare.
Never in my 16,982 hours of schooling have I ever been sentenced to detention.
Blair
While Upper East Siders are hitting the snooze button, Blair Waldorf had a rude awakening when the rooster crowed at dawn this morning.
