Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes
True love and betrayal. Revenge and more revenge. A heroine with an impossible goal. If only Mozart had lived on the Upper East Side. But you can keep your magic flute, Amadeus. All this queen wants is a golden ticket to Yale.
Blair: You look like a firing squad.
Harold: More like a "Welcoming Commitee." It's the big day!
That's Miss Carr? Does she have Benjamin Button syndrome?
Dan
Lily: Charles, I didn't expect to see you today!
Chuck: Or ever, if it had may way.
Lily: Yes, well. I missed you too.
(Lily) I'm trying to do something. I really wanted to do it on my own, but that's not working. I'm thinking you are the only person left that can help. What do you say?
Chuck
Lily: (re: Jack) The bastard is untouchable.
Chuck: What shall we do?
Lily: Time to get dirty. I'm all yours.
Chuck: Let me educate you.
They say it's not over until the fat lady sings. But who's that, here, turning up in the wings? Sorry, B. I think it's curtains.
(to Lily) You say you want to be family. But if you really meant it, you wouldn't parade your mistress in public. You'd have some tact, some respect.
Chuck
Serena: I know that look. You're up to no good.
Blair: Good is subjective. If you don't believe me, you can look it up.
Penelope: A new teacher is like a child. It has to be taught.
Hazel: And spanked.
Spotted, B hot for teacher. Too bad Miss Carr doesn't remember the devil is in the details.
(to Lily) Who's your lucky escort this evening? Someone you picked up at the funeral?
Jack
