Grand Hotel
Mondays 10:00 PM on ABCGrand Hotel Season 1 Episode 4: "The Big Sickout" Quotes
Alicia: My mom died of a heart attack, out of the blue. My brother was like your sister sort of pissed at the world.
Danny: You?
Alicia: The more things fell apart, the more I felt like I had to take care of everyone. Sometimes it still feels that way, like its all on me to...
Danny: Make everything right. I guess we've got that in common.
Alicia: We do don't we?
Ingrid: Mateo, I think you've lost something.
Mateo: What?
Ingrid: Your dignity.
Mateo: You think this funny? I heard about Javi getting cut off. So much for your big plan.
Ingrid: That's none of your business.
Mateo: What's the point of keeping this scheme going if he has no money, hm? Or is this all just to hurt me.
Ingrid: Hurt you? You'd have to have feelings for that.
Santiago: I'm trying to make you better. I don't mean to sound harsh but the service today it's slacking.
Jason: Just like our bonuses?
Malcom: You're here to work not pick up girls, ok?
Javi: Yeah, I just didn't realize how this toolbelt would be such catnip for the ladies it's a pretty cool perk to being a janitor, huh?
Malcom: I'm not a janitor Javi, I'm the chief of facilities.
Gigi: Santiago needs us today, so you both are gonna be working and not on your tans. Carolina, you'll take the restaurant, Yoli the spa.
Carolina: Restaurant? Maybe, Danny, the waiter works there.
Yoli: How are we twins?
Alicia: Half of the staff called in sick so whatever they have must be contagious.
Mrs. P: It's not the flu, it's a revolt.
Gigi: A what?
Mrs. P: They're all faking. It's a sickout. They're angry about their bonuses being cut. I told you this wouldn't go over well.
Javi: Hey, you're cutting me off?
Santiago: That's right. It's time I stop treating you like a child now that you're having one of your own.
Javi: So you're punishing me?
Gigi: No, Javi, he's teaching you how to be a responsible adult.
Javi: Oh, that's funny because what about your daughters? They're not exactly pulling themselves up by their jimmy choos are they?
Alicia: You're gonna be a dad. Awww.
Javi: No, no, no. Don't awww. This whole situation is pretty much a giant disaster.
Alicia: No, I don't think so. Honestly, you have the biggest heart of anybody I know, and if you're as good at being a dad as you are at being a brother, it's gonna be a really lucky kid.
