Cappie: I want to try this again. I want to be with you.
Casey: I want to be with you too.

No Omega Chi is stepping foot in this house without getting pounded - with my fist - in the face - I don't know...

Heath

Cappie: I had the opportunity to be with her and my "friend" talked me out of it.
Rusty: Maybe this friend doesn't have your best interest in mind. Maybe he's just looking out for himself.

You don't want to prank the Omega Chis? It's like bizarro Cappie!

Beaver

I care about old people! I watch Desperate Housewives!

Rebecca

Evan: Hey, so you going home this weekend?
Cappie: Nah, my parents don't believe in celebrating Thanksgiving. They side with the Native Americans - and the turkey, as vegetarians.

We'll know if we did it, when we get in trouble for it, but until then, we say nothing!

Casey

We're all going to go to girl jail like those prison movies my boyrfriend watches!

Betsy

Casey: Maybe what you guys need is a common enemy. Cappie, who do the Kappa Taus hate the most?
Cappie: Ryan Seacrest - oh no, no, no, wait, wait, Officer Huck
Casey: And who do the Omega Chis hate the most?
Cappie: Liberals?

Natalie, shouldn't you be protecting your pot of gold?

Rebecca

I hate crickets - ever since Pinnochio - they're too bossy.

Beaver

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale

Greek Quotes

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale