Popular Greek Quotes
We'll all be pals, like Harry Pottery, and you know, the other two.
Cappie
Rebecca: Well I guess it was inevitable. I want you to know that I rarely try and sleep with the same ex twice.
Casey: Thanks, Becks. I'm almost touched.
Casey: I burned down the Gamma Psi house.
Cappie: What?
Casey: After Songfest, we went over there to find Katherine's clipboard, but it was dark so Rebecca lit a jasmine candle, and then hot fireman confirmed it was us, and we got away with it until Ashleigh kept the clipboard and you can't put it in your trunk because of Scrubs, so we buried it and I lost my tiara!
Cappie: How about I go as the big bad wolf and you can go as the grandma.
Casey: Um, the whole reason that sororities throw parties is so girls can look hot and slutty, not old.
It's an exciting way to start out the new semester. You've got a boyfriend. I'm single. We're arsonists.
Ashleigh
Rebecca: I'm telling you, the hole has to be deeper or it will come up after the first rainfall.
Ashleigh: Please say you learned that from a scary movie.
Rebecca: Ok...
Casey: So you're not going to turn me in? Why?
Katherine: Can't you just see the headline? "Sorority Mayhem: sexual favors and fiery revenge." Lifetime would probably make several movie adaptations, and they'd hire some mannish starlet to play me - because I'm tall. And I don't need that kind of publicity.
I can't believe we missed the nerd auction. I always wanted my own nerd.
Beaver
Dale: So let me get this straight. You're a nerd who wants to look like a better nerd in order to attract someone who's not a nerd.
Rusty: You'd sing a different tune if you experienced the magic of retouching for yourself.
Dale: We don't believe in that in my church. Turns you blind.
Rusty: Is that why you need glasses?
Dale: Touche.
(Holding a Maya Angelo book) Casey, I'm ready for my bedtime story. I have to read Mayor And Jello by Thursday and I couldn't find the book on tape.
Beaver
Cappie: 'You will succeed where others fail.' Sounds like after three years I'm finally getting into Human Sexuality Class.
Casey: What is the big deal with that class anyway?
Cappie: An entire class dedicated to sex, complete with pictures of lady parts and man-business? I won't look at the lady parts if you don't want me to though.
Casey: Aw you'd do that for me?
Cappie: Except that just leaves man business, so that's weird.
But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.
Dale
