Popular Greek Quotes
Calvin: What would you say if I told you I knew of a way for you to make a whole lot of money for one night's work?
Evan: I'd say you want to harvest my organs.
Calvin: No, Gentleman's Choice needs a little extra help tonight.
Evan: Oh, you want to harvest THAT organ.
Not only do I have a chance to be her first, I'm guaranteed to be her best.
Rusty
Being here at school is like Mardi Gras and the rest of life is like Lent, right? You gotta get it all out before you give it all up.
Cappie
(To Rusty) I think you are a great person and we have had one relatively successful date. And I do not want to go to Yale a virgin, so I have decided to lose my virginity to you, tonight, if you are amenable.
Katherine
Cappie: Spitter, do you know what Mardi Gras is?
Rusty: It's French for Fat Tuesday which is a culmination of a carnival period beginning with the Twelfth Night.
Cappie: Wrong, it's a time when we try to get girls to show us their boobs for beads.
Some love stories are short stories, but they are love stories all the same.
April
Calvin: Wow, who knew Rebecca was such a minimalist.
Evan: Yeah, well you know when you have no soul you don't crave the comfort of sentimental knick-knacks.
So here we are again. You want me to change and I don't want to.
Cappie
Schooled in manly dignity by a guy in purple leather.
Evan
Hey, 80s rom-com dating is never easy. You might have to give your underwear to a nerd, you might have to dress up as a guy then fall for your best guy friend who thinks that you're a guy, and this was all before people were allowed to be gay in movies, and then on top of it all, your parents forget your birthday!
Ashleigh
Evan Chambers, the violent predator of Rusty Cartwright? the betrayer of Cappie? You'll get one of my deep fried snacks, when you pry it out of my cold dead hands.
Dale
But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.
Dale
