Katherine: I've lived my whole life for the future at the expense of the present so now i have to fit the entire college experience in one semester. And I want to be more than the geeky smart girl. Is that sad?
Rusty: Why do you think I rushed KT? I want to be more than the geeky smart girl too. I mean, guy.

Rusty: Whoah
Cappie: No kidding.
Casey: Stop drooling Russ.
Rusty: Hi. You look amazing.
Katherine: You look very dapper yourself. Moving on?

Rebecca: Evan it's way too beautiful. I feel like I'm going to turn on the news and see some dead rich girl.
Evan: Nah, I dug pretty deep.

Casey: Nice try. Lingerie is more of a gift for you than for me.
Cappie: What? It's for Beaver. Because... Beaver likes to feel pretty.

Rusty: So Katherine...
Cappie: She was at Greek softball. She's tall, pretty.
Rusty: That's good.
Cappie: Let me finish. Stern. The word "Nordic" comes to mind.
Rusty: I think I can handle that.
Cappie: I hope she's easier than your sister. Try pleasing her - rewind. Try finding the perfect gift for her.

Random Girl: (Reading conversation heart) Lick my --- Oh my God! Perv...
Rusty: Hmmm. My mom must have accidentally bought me the x-rated brand.
Calvin: Or the box meant for your dad - traumatic either way.

Cappie: Common, tell me the truth. You're going to miss all this, aren't you?
Hilgendorf: Yeah, yeah I'll miss it, but it's never the same after you leave. The truth is you can't go back. So enjoy it while you can.

Casey: Katherine has really smart advice. She's already gotten into Yale law and she knows what the admissions committees are looking for.
Ashleigh: But does she know you? Cause I gotta tell you, when I think of Casey Cartwright, I'm not reminded of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Beaver: I had sex with Rebecca Logan. I'm sorry. I broke the bro code. If you want to hit me, I understand.
Cappie: Wait, wait wait, is this like last year when you had sex with wonderwoman?
Beaver: I'm still not convinced I didn't.
Cappie: Remember all the rope burns when the guys were teasing you with the Lasso of Truth?
Beaver: Yeah, ok, but I'm still 75 to 25 percent sure I had sex with Rebecca.

Our Mardi Gras party is next week which means Ma and Pa Poopy-pants are going to be pooping on our party.

Cappie

Maybe some people should be around your entire life, and other should just make an appearance.

Casey

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale

Greek Quotes

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale