Quit being my hero and start being my friend.

Rusty

Grant: So what's the verdict on the cruise?
Calvin: I'm sorry, I just I don't want to spend Spring Break with a bunch of single gay strangers.
Grant: So you'd rather spend it with thousands of drunk homophobic straight dudes and girls with low self-esteem in wet T-shirts?

Adam: I think I might be... gay.
Calvin: See It's OK to say the word out loud. What makes you think so?
Adam: I saw New Moon, six times.

Ashleigh: Rebecca, you want to compete?
Rebecca: Why wouldn't I?
Casey: Well, given the whole Beaver thing...
Rebecca: Hey, it didn't hurt Vanessa Williams' career.
Casey: No, not, not that...

What happens in the pantry, stays in the pantry.

Laura

This is your fault! You're like weed, you're my gateway Rusty Cartwright.

Dale

Happy spring break, Evan Pompeo! Of Grey's Anatomy fame!

Cappie

There's an awful lot of gratuitous flesh. It's like the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric.

Dale

Ashleigh: I'm sorry, but I thought you'd accepted your relationship with Cappie would end after graduation.
Casey: I did but that's when everything was theoretical.
Ashleigh: And now it's retical.
Casey: Exactly. I"m going to be 22. Do you know is 22? Old people!

Rusty: I know we've been only going out a couple of week, and the way the economy is, we could share a room... to save money... only if you want! Because of the economy and stuff.
Dana: Um I wouldn't mind...um, saving a little money.

There's Casey. I could spot those blonde locks in the middle of a Swedish flea market.

Dale

How am I supposed to look cute in this stupid graduation burka?

Casey

Greek Quotes

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale