Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrey's Anatomy Quotes
RICHARD: "So, how you feeling, Preston? You ready?"
PRESTON: "Well, I'm always ready for surgery."
DEREK: "I think he's talking about the wedding."
ALEX: "That was a memory. That's what it's like sometimes. It doesn't always come back all at once, it can happen in bits and pieces."
JANE DOE: "Don't get all..."
ALEX: "Dude, your memory's coming back!"
JANE DOE: "She's got my dad's nose though. Girl's gotta have a big personality to pull off that nose. [pause] What?"
ALEX: "You remember your dad."
JANE DOE: "No. No, I don't."
ALEX: "You just said..."
JANE DOE: "I know, but I... I have no idea where that came from."
PRESTON: "Cristina!"
CRISTINA: "Test day!"
PRESTON: "What am I supposed to tell the minister?"
CRISTINA: "Test day!"
PRESTON: "Look, I know this is test day and I'm not supposed to be talking about the wedding on test day, but since tomorrow's our wedding day..."
CRISTINA: "You have five seconds. Go."
PRESTON: "Bill Adams can't make it. I have no best man."
CRISTINA: "Oh, no, baby, I'm sorry."
PRESTON: "And I need your vows -"
CRISTINA: "Okay. Time's up!"
MEREDITH: "Hi."
DEREK: "Hi... Look, I know, I know this is an impossible day for you, so I just wanna say one thing: I brought a black suit. Just in case."
MEREDITH: "Thank you. But I think this is something I need to do by myself."
DEREK: "Okay. If you need me, just... just let me know."
CRISTINA: "How do you treat pancreatic divisim?"
IZZIE: "Ugh, Cristina, if you're not gonna let me sleep you have to at least let me put coffee in my cup."
CRISTINA: "Okay, so go. No one's stopping you."
IZZIE: "I'm too tired to go."
"A surgeon's education never ends. Every patient, every symptom, every operation... is a test. A chance for us to demonstrate how much we know. And how much more we have to learn."
MEREDITH [narrating]
GEORGE: "What is the strongest layer in the small bowel?"
IZZIE: "Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it…"
GEORGE: "It is... not... snot... "
IZZIE: "Submucosa!"
GEORGE: "Yes!"
CRISTINA: "Plates and little place cards? Ok, he’s turning into a girl."
IZZIE: "I think it’s sweet. He obviously cares about this stuff."
ALEX: "This white one tastes pretty good."
MIRANDA: "His testicles have swollen, which is the understatement of the year."
CRISTINA: "Fantastic! How much? No, uh, don’t tell me. Let it be a surprise."
MIRANDA: "Look, you and Grey can take him for his ultrasound and his X-ray."
CRISTINA: "The V.I.Penis."
MIRANDA: "Just go!"
MIRANDA: "I know I said you could use the day to study but we’ve got an all hands on deck situation."
CRISTINA: "Bad car accident?"
MEREDITH: "Multiple gunshot wounds?"
MIRANDA: "A penis. The chairman of the board’s penis."
