Popular Happy Endings Quotes
I get the P shaped sandwiches for Penny and Pete, but what is with the lower case b's?
Alex
I can't believe anyone voluntarily decided to marry Penny. I mean she's a disaster of a human woman, am I right?
Max
Dave: I think our wedding was pretty spectacular.
Brad: Yeah the only thing missing was a bride that stayed for the duration of the reception.
Wait is this gonna be a classic group gang hang?
Max
C'mon boo, it's not like you never thought about it Harvey Chocolate Milk.
Max [to Brad]
Penny: You lied to him?
Jane: Ok I did not know he was going to come in like he just shot the sheriff.
Alex: You always said you looked great in a one piece.
Dave: I just don't understand why they're not acceptable to men anymore.
Elton John would just eat these balls up.
Max
You lightly bite one security guard and they act like you're a criminal!
Jane
Well you know what they say, it's not a good gang hang until someone takes a major shot to the face.
Alex
Business has been slower than a WBNA fastbreak.
Dave
Hey Max think I could bum some cereal? Haven't had a carb in four years, feeling nostalgic.
Jane
