Junior: I could try being meaner.
Tani: You couldn't if you tried.

Honesty would have saved those two heartbreak.

Tani [to Hirsch]

Moses, smell the roses!


Tani: He made me breakfast.
Hirsch: That monster!

[Looking at Tani] When I said to bring me a delicious snack, I meant food.

Oscar [to Hirsch]

Hirsch: So Rei-Rey is official?
Tani: Please don't make that a thing.

Hey, elder care is not cheap.

Hirsch [to McGarrett]

Thank you for the welfare check. I appreciate it.

McGarrett [to Hirsch]

I would have taken "Nice spread."

Junior [to Tani]