She is an excellent shot. She can hit a pimple on an elephants ass from a hundred yards away.

Grover

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Lynn: Are you asking me on a second date?
Steve: We'll go for coffee, how about that.

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Steve: Is he the type to exaggerate a story.
Lynn: Oh I don't know, he did say he caught a thousand pound yellow fin tuna once.

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• Added: November 07, 2015

First of all, I'm not cutting off none of my digits for some weekend booty.

Grover

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• Added: November 07, 2015