Hawaii Five-0
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Come on, now. Go big or go home.
Grover [to Aaron]
Before the three amigos got to that part of the plan, they themselves were executed.
Grover
Patience, dahling. Allow me to get there.
Tani [to Danny]
You and Eddie have a beautiful relationship. You have an anniversary coming up, don't you?
Danny [to McGarrett]
Why you got all these rules when it comes to women?
Danny [to McGarrett]
I'm here with a friend and I don't like you.
McGarrett [to Danny]
Quinn: Is it just me or are you up in everyone's business.
McGarrett: No, it's just you.
I didn't know they taught underwater fighting in mermaid school.
Junior [to Tani]
McGarrett: What do you have against beef jerky?
Quinn: Nothing, other than it's meat trying to do a fiber impression.
You're not denying that you're crazy. You're just saying there are much crazier people out there than you.
Tani [to Pollack]
What? [The Internet] isn't all cat videos and Keanu Reeves memes?
Tani [to Adam]
McGarrett: You speak Kurdish?
Quinn: Not according to my translator. But yeah.
