Danno: What are you smirking at?
McGarett: Nothing. It's just the no tie thing... You're starting to look like you fit in.
Danno: Well, don't get used to it.

McGarrett: I came to ask you questions
Danno: Oh yeah, well if it's about the prom, I already have a date.

Bastille: I'm not saying a word. Not one single word.
McGarrett: If you want to do it the hard way just say so.

Danno: So, if things go bad, which one do you want?
McGarrett: I'll take the ugly one.
Danno: That's good. They're both ugly.

I'm so glad you're not hotheaded. I'd hate to work with someone like that.

McGarrett [to Danno]

Okay... alright, then give us a name, a number... I'll settle for a hiaku, just point us in a direction.

Danno

Steve: I thought I told you to stay put.
McKay: Hmm. I'm an old man. I don't always hear so good.

I mean, I'm no detective... Wait a minute! Where am I? Oh, I'm a detective!

Danno

No, no. It's not because you're a woman it's because you're a rookie. Which is... way worse.

Danno

Danno: Okay... Let's say I am you, and you are the bad guy here. I would know that all the ways onto the ship are visable somehow. So, how would you outsmart yourself and get yourself onto that ship without yourself seeing yourself?
Steve: okay, was that an actual question, or were you just throwing words together and hoping they made sense?

Him? And I'm here for what? The entertainment?

Danno

Steve: When I say "book em' Danno" it's a term of endearment.
Danny: Ok, do it every day... I like it.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Max: I know it's not as elaborate as we had planned.
Sabrina: Max come here.
Max: [leans down]
Sabrina: [whispers] Its perfect [kisses his cheek]

Danno: I don't even want to know what you would do.
McGgarrett: I would be by the book.
Danno: The book?
McGarrett: I would be by the book.
Danno: The book? What book would that be? I ask... Patriot Act for Dummies... War & Peace minus the peace part.