Hawaii Five-0
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You lied to your mother, who is in fact a liar herself.
Danny
Chin: What kind of thieves takes blood? Jerry: Vampires.
It’s filthy, good grief; he must have killed the maid too.
Grover
There is a direct correlation with how far you walk to a crime scene, and how bad that crime scene is going to be.
Danny
You want to stay alive, give us the name. Great quote by Grover.
Steve: Sometimes when you speak, when your mouth opens and you speak, all I hear is "wa-wa-wa-wa." It's like I'm in a Charlie Brown cartoon only you're Linus, with better hair.
Danny: Why do I got to be Linus?
Besides, where else can a girl get a different flavor of Jell-O every night with her dinner?
Kono
Adam: This is one hell of a honeymoon, huh?
Kono: We have the rest of our lives for a honeymoon.
Jerry: So who's gonna say it?
Steve: You should say it.
Jerry: "X" marks the spot.
Steve: Listen, I appreciate your advice. I know you're trying to do me a favor, but could you please, please just stop talking. That's all.
Danny: If you want to be alone, you want to be miserable for the rest of your life, don't listen to me.
Steve: You are alone and you are always miserable, and that is exactly why I'm not listening to you, okay?
Jerry: Beta had better picture, better sound. But, for some reason the format never caught on with the general public.
Danny: Is that a conspiracy, too?
Jerry: No. Just a basic format war. Not everything's a conspiracy.
Danny: I like you. Why is he here?
That is a box for a Betmax tape not VHS. VHS was actually 8% larger than Betas. Incidentally, they were inferior in every way.
Jerry
