As painful as this is, I want to catch the man who took my father away from me. Do what you have to do.

Ellie

She’s just a kid. She needs people in her life.

John

I’m thinking about you, buddy.

Steve

Obviously, this meant a lot to my dad. I owe it to him to try and solve it.

Steve

Dr. Shaw: Compulsive hoarding is a symptom of OCD, have you ever been diagnosed?
Jerry: Oh yeah, Dr. Shaw? Hanging around dead people all day could be considered borderline necrophilia. Have you ever been diagnosed?

Kamekona: You know what your problem is? You're a hoarder.
Jerry: Yeah, a hoarder of truth.

Listen to me. Do yourself a favor and kill me now because I promise you I will put you in the ground the first chance I get.

Danny

Hey, how about a little love for the maestro?

Jerry

I think you told a really great camp fire story and the only thing missing is the marshmallows.

Grover

Grover: Would you relax your giggle hole?
Steve: My what?

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EMT: Let us give you something for the pain.
Valentine: Do I look like someone who is in pain?

Steve: Listen man, I’ll go through that door first if it makes you feel better.
Danny: I know you would.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.