As much as I'd like to take your word for it, I have no interest in taking your word for it.

Are you not going to introduce us because we're married? Oh wait, she is.

[To Foreman] An affair? I never knew you were such a tramp.

Taub

I'd turn around and shoot you, but I think I'd miss.

I'm giving you the gift of deniability.

Good things usually happen. Bad things sometimes happen.

Unsquint your eyes.

Who cares if House was callous? Are you going to punish callousness?

Taub

I think if there's any chance I'm going to walk again it's because House is a genius.

Chase

Are you going to have me fired for bad manners?

They decided that you being stabbed was nobody's fault. They're wrong. I'm sorry.

If she likes crippled guys, I'm free for the next six minutes.

House Quotes

Dr. Cameron: House doesn't believe in pretense. Figures life's too short and too painful. So he just says that he thinks.
Dr. Foreman: "I say what I think" is just another way of saying "I'm an assho"...

(about House) The son of a bitch is the best doctor we have.

Dr. Cuddy