Popular House Quotes
Getting knifed doesn't get me an extension?
Chase
Thanks for all my help!
Chase: She's throwing her life away based on blind faith!
House: So are you!
If I wanted you to be like me, I'd urge you to make a stupid, stubborn mistake that blows up your life and leaves you lonely and miserable.
Pains me to interrupt this collegial banter. Pains me even more to listen to it continue.
Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish.
This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.
Park: Amy Grant?
House: I know. But there's a hot girl jumping around in my living room.
No wonder you think women are so great. You've practically been one for the last three years.
If it isn't the old ball and Ukraine.
He's always been a complicated child.
Blythe
Ugh! [spits out food] Sugar free!
Park
