Barney: A Yuletide riddle. What is my second favorite word that begins with B-O-N?
Ted: Bon Jovi?
Barney: What is my third favorite that begins with B-O-N? Buzzer... BONUS!

You're looking at the new coin flip bimbo, POW POW POW POW POW.


When your friends have great news you're happy for them for like a millisecond and then you start thinking about yourself.


The first Currency rotation Specialist went on to be a semifinalist on The Bachelor and then she lost like a hundred pounds on The Biggest Loser and now she's totally winning Celebrity Rehab.


Ted: Robin have you forgotten your new year's resolution?
Robin: I am never going to drink again...
Ted: No before that.
Robin: I am going to finish this entire bottle tonight.
Ted: No before that.

Robin, you need to check yourself before you Trebek yourself.


Oh, do you take One to be your lawfully wedded wife? Oh god I'm freaking out why did I chose Ted to be my best man?


Hey I've been giving this some serious thought and I think I know how we can crush these floral arrangements.


Hey can I ask you a question that has plagued me for years? Can girls aim?


Marshall: Are you sure you did it right?
Lily: Is there a wrong way to pee on a stick?

Who's the eye broccoli?


Lily: Whenever we're alone you spend the entire time undressing me with your eyes, you even take off my shoes.
Barney: High heels chafe my shoulders.

How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes

Robin: Ted, the future is scary. But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting...
Barney: But it's a mistake.

Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things...we're done here.