How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
Sounds like you guys need to 'Clear Everything,' 'Subtract' the negativity and 'Add' some perspective.
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And firing half my department freed up the money to double my own salary, and this chick from Boston was wicked hot in bed last night, and I'm getting more muscular even though I've stopped working out, and I have this amazing poker group, and I smell incredible, just, here, seriously smell me.
Barney
If you can't spot the crazy person on the bus, it's you.
Ted
Come on, Spice Channel!
Marshall
Eriksen men are hella fertile.
Marshall
Machines are overrated and someone needs to take them down a peg.
Marshall
The bus? Every time I take the bus there is always that one crazy person that no one wants to sit near and that is why I have never taken the bus.
Barney
How can you be a New Yorker and never have seen Woody Allen?
Marshall
Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose, that girl was just crying. She's so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom?
Barney
Fine I'll have a three way with Hot and Kinda Hot while Giggles works the camera. I ride!
Barney
All that stupid crap they tell you about how fulfilling teaching is, it's all true.
Ted
You cant let fear steal your funk. That is good, there's a song in there. Excuse me.
Marshall
