How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
I hated kindergarten, all three times.
Karate punk
'This just in' is what I'm going to say when I'm stabbing you.
Robin
Ted I admire your loyalty. You've had that hairstyle forever. You don't care that it's out of style or that it's been co-opted by the lesbian community. You stick with it. To Ted!
Barney
Chrissie I love your glasses. They totally pull focus up from that whole chin situation you got going on. To Chrissie!
Barney
Do you remember how awesome it was to be coworkers, nay ... Bro-workers?
Barney
Call me old fashioned but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her.
Barney
Golden Rule. I do not buy dinner to get the Yes. Dinner is a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't.
Barney
Barney Stinson allllllllllllllways gets the yes.
Barney
I'm going to kill you. I'm going to fly to Chicago, kill you, put your stupid face on a deep dish pizza and eat it. And then maybe catch a Bears game. But mostly the killing and eating your face thing.
Robin
Hey Don here's some breaking news ... there's a zit breaking out on your forehead!
Robin
Where's the poop Robin?
Lily
Kids, your Uncle Barney grew up without a dad, and it always made him feel incomplete, but as he hugged Loretta surrounded by the boxed up remnants of his happy childhood, he realized he had one hell of a mom.
Ted's voice over
