How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
Looks like Pocahontas has a couple of wounded knees.
Marshall
Hey which reminds me is your friend Gobbin? Flobbin? Coming tonight? Not that I really care.
Randy
I love the office Halloween party, it is so much sluttier than the office Christmas Party though not as freaky as the office Presidents Day rave.
Barney
Want to come to my house and play telephone? I've got the string you've got the cans.
Barney
That is what makes you the most amazing, strong, independent woman I have ever banged.
Barney
I love you and I'm going to love the crap out of whatever kind of baby we have.
Marshall
Whoa baby you're packing snow balls and you breathe smells like a mermaid's fart.
Lily
Hey hey hey hey, spiders got to die, so trees can grow.
Ted
Robin: Of all the women in New York, you had to go out with an eight year old girl.
Ted: Not what it sounds like, folks.
Marshall: Hey, Barney, that prime rib was surprisingly good, but it's ten thirty in the morning I don't really need to see a lady get naked and dance.
Barney: Oh Esther gets naked, but she doesn't dance... That WAS my card!
Marshall: I can't do this. I can't stop thinking about you and Robin.
Lily: Oh I've had that a few times. just lean into it and let it fuel things.
Barney: And stop shouting, you're scaring Cottontail.
Ted: You named the rabbit?
Barney: You took longer to get here than I thought, we bonded and I'm keeping her.
