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Have you by any chance been taking advantage of our state's liberal marijuana laws?
Evan
Her life is like the whorey version of that movie, Memento.
Ravi
Don't startle them. They're thinking.
Blaine
Oh, Jackie. I made you a zombie, but I'd never make you a whore.
Blaine
You saved me. All that sociopath swimming through your system, and you still found your way through. This brain... it's not who you are.
Ravi
Son of a bitch, I ate the brains of a sociopath
Liv
Think for a second what you would do to get into a skull if you didn't work here. How would you do it? An ice pick's no good, you have to stab it a hundred times, and a handsaw works, but it takes forever. The best thing I've found is a rock.
Blaine
Ravi: I hate to pry...
Liv: Said the man who keeps asking me for my urine samples.
There are already two zombies. Me and Blaine. Now there may be a third? Two's company, three's a horde.
Liv
First rule of brain club, you don't talk about brain club.
Blaine
Liv: Why was I such a jerk?
Major: Who knows? It was just one of the many things I accepted because you're super hot. I'm kidding... to a degree.
Tito: I'm a quarter Cherokee
Liv: Yeah you are.
