Major: YOu didn't know?
Vaugh Du Clark: That you were doing the feather bed jig with my daughter? Um, no?
Blaine: Your...

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• Added: March 22, 2016

I am hungry like the wolf.

Blaine

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• Added: March 22, 2016

Liv: I'm optimistic.
Clive: No argument there.

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• Added: February 23, 2016

Love makes you stupid.

Cher

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• Added: February 23, 2016

You're a sick bitch and I just want you out, now. Because at midnight I'm gonna hunt down anything you left behind and burn it.

Liv

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• Added: February 23, 2016

How weird that it took you two this long to finally meet!

Liv

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• Added: February 23, 2016

Science is a marathon, not a sprint!

Ravi

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• Added: February 23, 2016

Someone should teach you how to humble brag. People might hate you less.

Blaine

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• Added: February 16, 2016

Shhh, the lying to save your life section comes later.

Blaine

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• Added: February 16, 2016

Clive: I'm gonna run this by Bozzio.
Ravi: If she bears your children, you'll start using her first name, right?

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• Added: February 16, 2016

We did it! Zombie cure, here we come!

Major

• Permalink: We did it! Zombie cure, here we come!
• Added: February 16, 2016

Buzzfeed teaches us that when a man abruptly changes his plans, he's up to no good.

Liv

• Permalink: Buzzfeed teaches us that when a man abruptly changes his plans, he's up to no good.
• Added: February 09, 2016