Billy: I'm sorry, Zoe.
Zoe: You're forgiven, Billy.

Jane: Are were really going to do this?
Billy: Come on, Janey. We're teenagers. We have to do this.

Oh. Darn it. I'm never going to be able to wear this tablecloth again.

Eli: Can I tell you something? I feel like we are playing grown up.
Jane: Me too.

Ben: But, the truth is I'm not over Rita.
Amanda: You're not over Shaw-the-Jaw?
Ben: No, I'm not. And, Amanda, don't call her that again.

Eli: Oh and wear something nice.
Jane: Again, kind of insulting.

Eli: You look like someone who doesn't have plans tomorrow night.
Jane: That's kind of insulting.

Eli: Do you think she told her? [A thrown phone smashes into a vase.]
India: I'm gonna say yes.

No, please, never apologize for quality sass; it's a gift.


Gray: Oh Jane, this is my fault.
Jane: What?
Gray: I think I've been too kind to you. I believe I've given you the illusion that we're friends.

Jane: You know, Ben, you really need an attitude adjustment.
Ben: Yeah, I know, Mr. Rajeev told me.

Ben: Fine. But, I'm not eating your pancakes, so stop pushing them.
Jane: He's not really an evening person either.