Jane the Virgin
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWJane the Virgin Season 3 Quotes
And friends, I'm not messing around this time. They're actually gonna do it. Say goodbye to Jane the virgin.
Narrator
Man, if you think Petra hated being frozen before, now people think she's sleeping with Scott.
Narrator
Rafael: I just want to have a voice, and you have such a big family. You know, it's only me.
Jane: Us. We're a family too.
Jane: God, this would be a great moment to have sex.
Michael: I mean, at this point it just seems like a big cosmic joke.
Xo: Just so you know, no matter what happens at the audition, you're a way better lover than Esteban.
Narrator: And friends, that was just about the most romantic thing she could say.
Xo: Well your accent is getting so much better.
Rogelio: Thanks homegirl. I'm trying to stay in my American character. I'm going full Daniel Day-Lewis.
Xo: How can you be so self-righteous about this? You told me to get an abortion when I was a teenager.
Alba: And I've regretted it every day since!
The truth is when I was in love with you I just wanted to please you. I mean I would wake up every morning and think, "What would Jane want? What would make Jane happy? What would make Jane smile?" And now, I'm kind of like, "So what if Jane's upset." I mean no offense.
Rafael
You know how I always say he's my best friend? Well, I mean it.
Rogelio
Xo: I'm not having the baby. I didn't want to have a baby with you, who I love so much. I'm not having a baby with Esteban.
Rogelio: Well that's your choice. Either way, I'm here.
Jane: You're okay. You're really okay.
Michael: Wait, who are you?
Narrator: No, not amnesia!
Michael: I'm just kidding.
Jane: Oh my god! Oh my god! I hate you! I love you! I love you! I love you so much!
Michael: We had something. That kiss was magic.
Narrator: There's that word again.
Jane: The magic of tequila.
Michael: Let me kiss you again, sober.
Jane: Why won't you give up?
Michael: Because I'm a fighter. You should know that about me. I'm a fighter.
