Scott: You are the most incredible woman I've ever been with.
Petra: Stop.
Scott: No, I mean it. You came from nowhere, and you've made yourself into this total badass. Anyway, I won't argue. I mean, if you're willing to walk away from this hotel, which is all your blood, sweat, and tears, well then you can walk away from anything... even me.

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Rafael: And yeah you're right. You were engaged. I didn't think about it, and I'm sorry.
Michael: And I'm sorry for getting insecure about your muscles.
Narrator: Hey, we all did.

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You're always so sure you're right. Well you're not. Not about this.

Alba

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It should be noted Rogelio felt Michael's sharing was a cry for help, which by the way it wasn't... at all.

Narrator

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Petra: Now listen closely because you're going to jail unless you do exactly as I say.
Narrator: And friends, that's when Petra said the scariest thing Anezka ever heard.
Petra: First, I want you to break up with Scott.

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Rogelio: Well, Michael and Xiomara already have seen my penis. So will you be comfortable seeing it 40 feet high?
Jane: I'm not even comfortable having this conversation.

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Michael: You like baseball?
Rafael: Football.
Michael: Sure, sure, sure. Game of Thrones? Hodor! Hodor!
Rafael: You know I'm really not a big talker in the gym.
Michael: Right, got to focus on the reps.
Narrator: Sorry, I just can't watch this any longer.

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Just so you know, the word babysit is a trigger for me. I had my first drink with a babysitter.

Luisa

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• Added: November 08, 2016

Narrator: And friends, all I can say is...
Jane: This might sound crazy, but I don't think that's Petra.
Narrator: It's about damn time.

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Come, let's get a drink. We can, you know, because we are not alcoholics. Thank God! Another blessing we share besides our great looks.

Rogelio

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Rafael: I think there's something going on.
Narrator: Yes! Finally!
Jane: Like what?
Rafael: She's not herself.
Narrator: Warmer.
Rafael: Look, I think Scott's blackmailing her.
Narrator: Are you serious?
Jane: Are you serious?
Rafael: Well, it happened with Milos.
Narrator: Colder! Colder!
Jane: I mean, I'm having dinner with them tonight. I'll suss out the vibe.
Narrator: Yeah, whatever. I'm not gonna get my hopes up.

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• Added: November 07, 2016

Rogelio: Swoon-worthy looks and endlessly generous. You are a prince among men, Rafael Solano, which is one of the many reasons I consider you to be a very good friend.
Rafael: What do you want, Rogelio?

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• Added: November 07, 2016