I asked Pauly, Pauly you drinking tonight, and he's like I'm probably gonna take it easy... that's what you think.

Ronnie

[to Deena] Let's have bunny sex!!

Snooki

If we need freaking bunny suits to bring life to this house, that's when we know we have problems.

Snooki

I'm gonna show off my tat. Don't mess with me in here Party Lane.

Snooki

Jenni: What's a good name for Danny since he's being a douche?
Mike: Help wanted, see the old dude.
Jenny: They might think it's you.

If I rip down the help wanted sign, there will be no more interviews, and therefore, there will be no more possibilities of getting new roommates.

JWOWW

Danny: This guy shows up out of uniform and late.
Mike: But I still look good though.

I'm gonna try not to be late to work but the time on my watch already tells me I'm gonna be late to work, after Danny already bitched us out for not working hard.

Ronnie

Dude, you're not directing porn.

JWOWW

Four over the hill and six boobs.

JWOWW

Deena: Meatball power!
Snooki: Meatball power!

Snooki: Pauly, can you teach me how to walk hard, like gangster.
Pauly D: Can't teach swag, you was born widdit.

Jersey Shore Quotes

[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!

JWoww

I just heard that you guys were mad at me, but I didn't do anything. So I'm mad at you for being mad at me for no reason.

Pauly D