I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!

JWoww

Team Meatballs attack!

Deena

Ron ... compose yourself.

Sammi

[mocking Vin] Don't touch me, I'm tanned!

Pauly

[on Deena] I thought she was gonna be hot. I'm all taken aback.

Sammi

Hold my earrings.

Snooki

[on JWoww] She sees her ex-boyfriend and then calls her boyfriend, but I'm the dirtbag? Come on, bro ... She's just a shady bitch.

Ronnie

I can't read a map because I can't see. Ron can't read a map because you know, Ron's Ron.

Snooki

Pauly D: We're going to get mani-pedis.
Vinny: You know, guy stuff.

My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?

Snooki

Jersey Shore Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.