I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

Everybody's chipping in hard.

Mike

What do you think is going through my head as soon as I find out that the kid is there to meet you?

Ronnie

Oh you hit me in the eye Louie, how many times I gotta f&*cking tell you, don't fist pump next to my eye!

Pauly D

I have nothing left to give. I want to go home.

Vinny

Did I bang Snooki last night? Did I DO the unthinkable?

Vinny

The way he just said it to me was kind of douchebaggy.

Sammi

Pauly D: Whether you're the first man in, or the last man in: Ryder.

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It feel great to be back at the T-Shirt shop. As crazy as it sounds, I can't wait to work again.

Pauly

I have no idea why this stripper is worrying about socks.

Situation

I hate frogs.

JWoww

Like I don't know who the f#$k I thought I was, but I ran into a concrete wall.

Situation