Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
[to Sammi] If I didn't care, then I'd go find another creature outside.
Ronnie
Ronnie's in prime creep mode.
Sammi
The Situation: [re: The Grenade and The Hippo stoppin' by] They probably smelled the food!
[on the feast] Oh my god. F*%king Christmas.
Snooki
[on Snooki] Someone needs to teach her how to fight or duck.
Pauly D
He friggin' jumped out of the car like it was on f*%kin' fire.
Snooki
These kids are robots. I could see basketball, pool, beach. Laundry? I don't see it.
Vinny
I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette.
Snooki
I don't know if she's using that for protection.
Vinny
Mike is so grimy. She has my saliva in her mouth. I wonder how I taste?
Vinny
No man will ever touch me ever twice like that.
Sammi
I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!
Ronnie