Jersey Shore Quotes
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.
Sammi
Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners. I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.
Vinny
When I hear the music, I start fist-pumping, I start dancing, I'm pulling girls on stage and now... Vinny came out to play baby.
Vinny
Guys with the blow-outs and the fake tans, and guys that wear lip gloss and makeup, those aren't guidos, those are retards.
Vinny
Yo, I will cut your hair while you're sleeping!
Angelina
If a girl's a slut, she should be abused.
Angelina
I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.
Angelina
How do you go in a f*%king jacuzzi with a thong and a bra? Wear a thong bikini ... that's a little bit more classier if you're gonna wear anything at all, ya know what I mean?
Angelina
I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island baby.
Angelina
I was thinkin' heavy fire and I didn't wear my bulletproof vest and I just don't know if I'm gonna make it.
Mike
You better be hittin' the gym and if you're not hittin' the gym for like an hour or so, you know, you may have a problem. Okay, cause I'm at the gym for like an hour-and-a-half... ya know? Workin' on my fitness.
Mike
I got girls back here almost every night, there's not a time that I don't have girls coming back. Girls love The Situation.
Mike
