Jersey Shore Season 1 Quotes
Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.
Mike
If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet.
Mike
Yo, I mean, this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into with The Situation.
Mike
You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.
Mike
This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.
Mike
We're beatin'-up-the-beat, that's what we say when we're doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, we're banging it as the beat builds 'cause that beat's hittin' us so we're fightin' back, it's like we beat up that beat.
Pauly D
I'm gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move.
Ronnie
Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation.
Mike (The Situation)
I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.
Angie
I don't give a f**k if you're fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years old. I'll dance with ya. I think it's hilarious.
Vinny
You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.
JWOWW
Friggin' duck phone!
Snooki
