Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes
So me and Ronnie go to this new barbershop. It's kind of a hood barbershop. I have thick, Silician hair ... If someone can cut a black person's hair, they can typically cut mine.
Vinny
I actually like Enzo. The fact that he calls me Vincenzo really makes me feel at home. That's what all the old school Italians in my family call me.
Vinny
[to Angelina] At the end of the day, that kid's my brother, and if he can't hit you, I will. You're lucky you're so drunk. Wait 'til tomorrow.
JWoww
I've seen drunk people before, but that was like bipolar or something ... I think that's a problem.
Pauly D
[to camera] Not cool. [to Angelina] C'mon, one more time, smack me. [she does] Get the f*%k away from me!
Pauly D
Ow. It hurts my vagina.
Snooki
I'm just gonna deny, deny, deny until Angelina says something ... and World War III starts.
Ronnie
I'm walking blind here! Do you have any pickles?
Snooki
Guy on phone: May I speak to Angelina?
Snooki: No, she died. [hangs up]
[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!
JWoww
So I see Angelina up there dancing with girls, and it's not really surprising, but it's interesting.
Pauly D
The Situation: Can I place an order?
Delivery guy: What's the name?
The Situation: Situation.
Delivery guy: Name?
The Situation: Yeah. Situation. S-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n.
Delivery guy: Whatever man, what's your order?
