Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes
I feel like Ron is mind gaming me a little. And it's not cool.
Sammi
Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!
Pauly D
The whole Sammi-Ronnie situation? Not a good situation.
The Situation
I was doin' mad work tonight bro! Mad work!
Ronnie
Somebody just grabbed my ass ... I think it was The Situation.
Pauly D
My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off and go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150 miles an hour on the highway on a street bike. Doesn't move. What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?
Pauly D
[to Pauly D] I would marry you. I think about you everyday.
Angelina
Wasn't her boyfriend married in Jersey? Come on now.
Pauly D
We have an abundance of wife beaters ... and we wear them before we got out before it's T-shirt time. Right before we go out we take off the tank and then we put on our fresh shirt.
The Situation
JWOWW ... I've seen her working out, doing combos at the gym ... and I've gotten a little taste of a smack myself. I have an idea of what Angelina's about to go through and it's like Rocky vs. Apollo. Rocky doesn't have a chance right now.
The Situation
The sex shop is perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. It's my scene. And when I get into my scene I get into my clothes.
JWoww
The glasses are all bling bling ... But when you put them on you can't really see. So I don't think you can drive with them because you can't really see.
Snooki
