Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes
Snooki: My first thought was: I don't wanna clean this up. My second thought was: I just f*%ked up dinner. My third thought was: What the f*%k am I gonna eat?!
JWoww: When I saw Angelina I was like 'that's the icing on the cake.'
Snooki: I'm going to act like she's a fly on the wall and pretend she's not there.
Angelina: We're cool, right?
Sammi: I dunno, I've been hearing a lot of stuff.
It wasn't working out so we just both decided to be single.
Sammi
Ron is at the club hooking up with grenades, which is a bigger ugly chick, and land mines, which is a thinner ugly chick, and ... loving life.
The Situation
Snooki: You're a white rat and you're f*%king pale and you're nasty.
Angelina: Yeah well you're too tan and you're disgusting.
Snooki: I AM tan and I like being tan BITCH!
Ronnie's obliviated at this point.
Vinny
Angelina rooming with me and Situation could be a good thing or a bad thing. I don't want the drama in Miami, but then again maybe there'll be a slow night, it's raining, we got no chicks — you never know what can happen.
Pauly D
I love single Ronnie.
Pauly D
Can't do nothin' in this weather. Can't tan, can't creep. Girls don't come out in this weather, they stay in the house.
Pauly D
Who does AAA call when AAA gets stuck?
The Situation
If you're gonna hand me a bottle of SoCo, something just comes over me - I just go crazy!
Snooki
