Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes
I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously.
Snooki
My uncles, they just want me to bang everybody, but I'm interested in more quality girls.
Vinny
I'm tryin' to be classy right now!
Angelina
I would legit beat the living $h!t out of Angelina and Ron at the same time if Ron and Angelina ever hooked up.
Sammi
I feel like a pilgrim from the f*%king '20s washing this $h!t in the sink.
Snooki
Angelina: I think you should shut your f*%king mouth.
JWoww: You want to step the f*%k outside? Let's go!
I'm gonna bring a little Jersey down to MIA, which is Miami, and I'm excited.
The Situation
What's her problem? I was mad chill with her.
Angelina
My bronzer is leaking off my face.
Snooki
[to Ronnie] Gym, tan, smush, huh?
Sammi
