I'm always been known as the fat sister, and now that I'm over that, I don't want to be the failing sister.

Khloe

You're going to make denim history.

Kourtney

I want my kids to have siblings, and I want to know that I did everything that I could to make this happen.

Kim

El limón es verde. How is a lemon green? In Spanish it's a different color?

Khloe

Between her ass, her belly and your belly... I can't handle it.

Khloe

We've had these stores for four million years!

Khloe

Simon: This one sounds like a good one.
Khloe: It's too good.

Even though I know not to believe everything on the Internet, Khloe and an NBA player go hand in hand.

Kim

He a pisces, he's Jamaican, he's from Toronto.

Khloe

I love black things.

Khloe

It's so 2009 that I don't even have the words.

Kourtney

We were only married two months. Less than Kimmy!

MJ