Maybe it's time for you guys to end this whole Kardashian thing. Maybe it's becoming a curse for the girls too.

Scott

You're just a big bully.

Kim

Scott's so lucky because I'm the coolest baby mama on the planet.

Kourtney

I had a baby blue shirt on.

Corey

If you need to get your dick wet so badly, get your dick wet.

Khloe

Fucking groupie. Get your shit, and security will escort you the fuck out of here.

Kim

I live my life so publicly, but after Paris, I just feel like 'is this really what I should be doing?'

Kim

I'm here. I'm not good enough?

Kendall

Jen: What do you call divorced people? A broken family?
Simon: A modern family?

I'm slowly coming back.

Kim

Kris: This is cute. Where did you get it?
Scott: I don't know, do you want it?
Kris: Yes.

The fact that everyone's lives revolve around a show and to make someone happy with a show, is the most sad, depressing thing.

Kendall